When the heck did this happen?

Ouch. How about a loch ness monster? I hear they make great pets...
I was out riding my unicorn this past weekend and I came upon a leprechaun sitting under a money tree. Of course I stopped to say hello. We got to talking and he informed me that the lochness monster is nothing more than a tall-tale... weird! I don't even remember how the topic came up. He was a clever little creature!