hahaha, you guys are hilarious, but here are the final names:
Largest slut: Roxanne
Not quite as big slut: Sid Deuce (who is from denver ironically)
Larger Medium slut: Michelle "Bombshell"
True Medium slut: Julie NIght
Not quite the smallest slut: Bunny Blue
Smallest Slut: Ice La Fox
Conveniently, wikipedia has a list of porn stars organized by decade, which is where most of these names came from
Crab: Quagmire
Astrea Snail: Ritzy Kung-fu Grip (which is apparently my pornstar name)
Nass - still in need of name, a pimpin name! Please give suggestions!
Also how often should i be feeding these guys, i feed them every 3 or 4 days right now.