I do not believe this site has the capacity to send attachments with private messages. I have not tried yet to see if I am smart enough to try and submit a photo of drawings for plumbing systems. Let me know just what you mean by a plumbing idiot. Have you ever put together any plumbing with PVC pipe. Or any plumbing with threaded pipe. Do you know what any of these items are: ball valve, Union, bushing, true union ball valve, single unionball vave, slip fitting, FPT pipe fitting, MPT pipe fitting, elbow, street elbow, coupling. Very few people know more than a few of them so do not feel surprised or discouraged. Plumbing is just another one of those things that require some patience with assembly. A lot of dry fitting of parts before the final assembly is best. A full written explanation would however take pages, but that is no problem because it can usually be posted to the articles section for use by others as well as you and therefore does not take up a lot of general forum space which some do not appreciate. Just give me some time leeway to write it and include some drawings for you. If you still decide you want a designed system we will discuss what you want or need first. You must know I am prejudiced towards back wall overflows and closed loop circulation systems. No power heads or overflow towersin my tank designs. I have helped people with "reef ready" tanks, but do not recommend anyone purchase one. They are poorly engineered to old marine tank standards which no longer apply, therefore systems made with "reef ready" tanks require power heads cluttering up the tanks interior. Ugh.