Times are tough! My hermit downsized

[kyle]

funnest thread i ever read!

 

[RAYRAY]

this thread is awesome !!!! LOL

 

[d2mini]

So I didn't say anything cause I wasn't sure, but the other day I *thought* that HC Hammer moved into a bigger crib already! I was like awww no you didn't! Did he sell a few singles on iTunes or something???
Anyway, this morning I woke up and the tax man musta cometh again because he was back in his little ghetto crib! Actually, I shouldn't say ghetto. It's a nice clean little shell.... white with purple markings. It's nice. And I knew the snail that owned it before him. He was a peaceful, quite snail and kept it up real good, rest his soul. But yeesh... indecisive are we?! :12:

 

[cthegame]

HC Hammer needs to contact L & R Block for all his tax fillings since his singles arent selling so well on rTunes.

HC Hammer is a has-been so he needs to get on track with his finances. L & R Block is here to help.

 

[yote]

HC Hammers not tied in with Madeoff is he?

 

[RyanG]

Good ol Blenny Made-Off, everybody loved that scheme until the frags ran out, then somebody had to pay. Poor guy got a stiff sentence 25-life in the overflow.

 

[cthegame]

Blenny Made-Off is a f*cking jerk. :grumble:

 

[dustin_P74]

atleast he taught those rich people a lesson

 

[biodarwin]

Blenny Made-Off is a f*cking jerk. :grumble:

I've heard Blennies can be aggressive when kept in smaller "cells". I guess we will know before too long :)

 

[cthegame]

I wonder if during HC Hammers prime fame, Blenny Made-Off invited him to perform for all the other tank executives. His hit "Can't Nip This" was huge

 

[RyanG]

What a great single off "Please Hammer Dont Nip 'Em" instant classic

 

[d2mini]

LOL, too funny! :mrgreen:


All I'm sayin is he better watch himself, because if he has to go to the clink, the only spot available is an 8"x8" cell in the sump. It's damp, it's dark, and his roommate is going to be a big hairy green bristle star with a chip on his shoulders that's gonna make HC Hammer is biatch! If that happens, my advice is don't drop the copod.... catch my drift? :shock:

 

[RyanG]

Ah its time for HC Hammer to become a lil more hardcore, time to be Hammer, he and Star Knight might need to collaborate, I think I feel a tank war coming. Sump versus Display...SUMP SIDE!

 

[cthegame]

yo, a blue legged ho is a snitch, so if I'm poor or rich, I clean the rocks in the exact same pitch, Bitch! All About D-Side!

 

[RyanG]

snitches get stiches...SUMP SIDE KILLAS!

 

[dustin_P74]

snitches get stiches...SUMP SIDE KILLAS!

thats getting off to eazy. snitches get laid in ditches

 

[Hornet]

Today is the first day I decided to peek into this thread. This is some funny stuff it gave me a good laugh. :D I wish I had a corny joke to add to the mix but I'm at a loss.

 

[Bifferwine]

atleast he taught those rich people a lesson

Unfortunately, it wasn't only rich people. A ton of charities used him to handle their finances.

 

[project5k]

no no no, he keeps switch'n shells cause he knows tax time is comming, so when the tax man comes around he's in the little shell, and then when all is clear and he gets a date, he takes her back to the big shagg'n shell.

 

[cthegame]

HC Hammer has figured the system out and now is using it to his advantage. "Tax payers" are suckers to him