GASP! Shakespeare! :heartpump:heartpump:heartpump I love snails and (somtimes) men... BUT, I also have a little boy in the house. You will not ever convince me guys are clean. :P
I love MY man. I don't love any others :p I actually get along fantastically well with my (male) boss and (male) coworkers, and have always had a lot more male friends than female friends (of which I've had...two). But that doesn't mean that they're not dumb and messy!