nitrate 0, ph 8.3, calcium 460, phophate 1.0, alk about 1.7 (lower than usual). I cleaned my filter, removed my UV, added some secret alkalinity sauce, and did a small water change. I didn't chop it up. We'll see what happens.
For a laugh: I had a pile of detritus in a cave. I was syphoning it out, had a brain fart, instead of lifting the hose out of the tank I lifted it out of the bucket and shot detritus all over my wall and carpet :grumble:.