That's the funniest thing I've read all week! Hahahahahaha! I busted out laughing so loud I woke up the snoozing NDB in the recliner across the room! Then I had to read him the story, show the mugshot and read him your comment, and he just looked at me weird.
Sorry Johnny we aren't having Christmas this year. Mrs, Claus didn't fix dinner fast enough and he burned down his house and warehouse. Next time Rudolph steaks will be eaten.