SSalty
Team Liquid Force
I wonder what they are talking about? Haha.
Hermits hangin' out
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crab 1 is laying there minding his own business thinking to himself how the hell did my arms get so sunburnt. when crab 2 comes up to harass him thinking he is so funny.
crab 2 - "hey bro check out this coraline on my shell, where is yours at??"
crab 1 - "Dude purple is for women, you look like a fag!"
crab 2 - "hey why dont you come out of that shell and say that"
over the course of the evening the trash talking goes on, and a domestic dispute ensued. Crab 1 gets pissed and rips crab 2 out of his shell and left him a beat up mess only to die and get eaten by the rest of the tank. crab 1 would give the shell to his girlfriend because the coraline is a nice purple color, but you and i both know that crabs are too much jerks to be giving away presents so he just took a dump in the hole so that the next crab that decided to make a cozy home there would have a nice surprise!
crab 2 - "hey bro check out this coraline on my shell, where is yours at??"
crab 1 - "Dude purple is for women, you look like a fag!"
crab 2 - "hey why dont you come out of that shell and say that"
over the course of the evening the trash talking goes on, and a domestic dispute ensued. Crab 1 gets pissed and rips crab 2 out of his shell and left him a beat up mess only to die and get eaten by the rest of the tank. crab 1 would give the shell to his girlfriend because the coraline is a nice purple color, but you and i both know that crabs are too much jerks to be giving away presents so he just took a dump in the hole so that the next crab that decided to make a cozy home there would have a nice surprise!
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Male crab to female crab...''Your shell or mine?''
RigoSharon
LIVING REEFS INTERN
lol..good pic!!
they want to do .........something
fishbait
I found Nemo
lmao. redline, youre not right. but i like it.
i personally think the crabs are discussing which one of your'e snails they are going to eat next.
i personally think the crabs are discussing which one of your'e snails they are going to eat next.
oh no fishbait. its a true story.
Bifferwine
I am a girl
NO WAY, that happened to you too?!?!
classic case happens all the time. I actually caught wind of this particular one. I heard he has been caught. and is also getting charged for defication charges. could be a life sentence in the fuge
SSalty
Team Liquid Force
Haha, you guys are hilarious. This was the kind of responses I wanted out of this thread.
Good job:mrgreen:
Good job:mrgreen:
SSalty
Team Liquid Force
Aaaaahhhhhh:frustrat:
UPDATE: bad news guys, i heard crab one was tried today for the charges of crabslaughter and deficating in public. sounds like he is spending the next 5 years in the overflow, no lighting, and only whatever gets skimmed off the surface of the water for food. I had my fingers crossed for the guy since he was just minding his own business, but the law is the law. I heard he asked for heavily garlic soaked brine shrimp for his last meal before getting locked away. also he has a possibility of parole. in 2 years he will have his hearing, if he plays it cool.
lollll
all the money you get for your birthday will not get him outta this situation hibye 
joeman
MorphingSquid
Just got round to reading this thread - hysterical - had to read it out to my wife.... couldn't stop laughing :-D
How's he doing a few days into his sentence?
How's he doing a few days into his sentence?
oh man he is in a bad way. hes tried killing himself a few times already to escape his mortal coil
SSalty, I wanted to check in on crab 1. how's he doin these days? is his life sentence gettting to him or is he keepin his head up?
yes but too bad his pic is no longer hosted or it would be more funny. and he still hasnt updated me :mad!!:
